Wednesday, 7th October, 2020
Well as I awoke this morning, I was cheered, and excited by the news that there are, due to tax concessions made between April and June this year, MORE and MUCH MUCH RICHER Billionaires out there than ever before (25% richer actually than 6 months earlier)! First Prize goes to, unfortunately not my friend and benefactor, Mr Jeffrey Bezos. His net worth has now reached 200 BILLION DOLLARS! Whilst all of us were stuck at home buying unnecessary items on Amazon, the Stock Markets were going Ape-Poo and on one day in July 2020 alone, Jeff added $13 Billion. Congratulations I say, and could I have a 5% discount on that Alexa Dot thing I seem to have to buy please?